Why do quantum information scientists prefer hamburgers to steaks?

  • Why do quantum information scientists prefer hamburgers to steaks? Because the hamburger is already in a ground state. (from Paul Lipman, ColdQuanta)
  • What’s the favorite video game of Schrodinger’s cat? “Half-life”
  • The answer to all questions about quantum tech is “yes and no”. (From Shahin Khan: Analyst and author)
  • What did one photon in a quantum sensor say to another? “I am sick of your interference!” (from Santanu Ganguly, Cisco)
  • Why did the Physicist eat a photon at midday? Because she wanted a light lunch! (from John Barnes, Quantum Careersmith)
  • People at my work are subject to quantum effects They behave differently if a supervisor is observing. (also from Santanu Ganguly)
  • The only thing certain about the quantum jokes is the uncertainty to make the other laugh ! (Dr. Angue Curry)
  • and it’s also hard to sustain a cryo-hotdog… (Oren Eliezer)
  • I prefer having steak when I’m in an excited state. (from Jack Krupansky, Freelance consultant)
  • Quantum jokes are like protons, always positive! (also from John Barnes)

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Yuval Boger

Yuval Boger

Yuval Boger — The Qubit Guy — talks about business and technical subjects related to quantum computing and quantum technology.